July 30, 2001
Koen, ekstremis Bemo, menyatakan bahwa kalau Menteri Telematika bukan Indra Pramana, lebih baik Departemen Telematika tidak perlu diadakan. Arifin Panigoro dan Taufik Kiemas berkeberatan, karena Indra Pramana dikenal sebagai partisan, yanitu pendiri Partai Cooper Indonesia (dengan Koen sebagai kepala cabang Ujungberung). Setelah berdebat seru, akhirnya diputuskan Departemen ini untuk sementara ditangguhkan. (AFP/Reuter)July 25, 2001
July 23, 2001
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Menghadapi keadaan bahaya yang ditimbulkan oleh rencana makar melalui percepatan SI yang bertujuan untuk menjatuhkan PHP, kami selalu Kepala Jabrik dan Kepala Gondrong mendekritkan:
Tanggal salah, Koen |
July 22, 2001
July 13, 2001
Di Austria, Bemo itu model lokomotif kayak gini.
Kalau di Medan, yang macam inilah yang namanya bemo.
July 12, 2001
July 09, 2001
July 07, 2001
July 06, 2001
PILIH YA BILA DDOS. PILIH TIDAK BILA TIDAK DDOS Hehehehehehe.......
July 05, 2001
Bemo melintasi kota lama di Malang
July 04, 2001
Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Each C+- class instance, known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices or undeclared preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims. The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than
< worse than
>> much better than
<< forget it
! not on your life
== comparable, other things being equal
C+- is a strongly typed language based on stereotyping and self-righteous
logic. The Boolean variables TRUE and FALSE (known as constants in less
realistic languages) are supplemented with CREDIBLE and DUBIOUS, which
are fuzzier than Zadeh's traditional fuzzy categories. All Booleans can
be declared with the modifiers strong and weak. Weak implication is said
to "preserve deniability" and was added at the request of the D.O.D. to
ensure compatability with future versions of Ada. Well-formed falsehoods
(WFFs) are assignment-compatible with all booleans. What-if and why-not
interactions are aided by the special conditional evenifnot X then Y.C+- supports information hiding and, among friend classes only, rumor sharing. Borrowing from the Eiffel lexicon, non-friend classes can be killed by arranging contracts. Note that friendships are intransitive, volatile, and non-Abelian.
Single and multiple inheritance mechanisms are implemented with random mutations. Disinheritance rules are covered by a complex probate protocol. In addition to base, derived, virtual, and abstract classes, C+- supports gut classes. In certain locales, polygamous derivations and bastard classes are permitted. Elsewhere, loose coupling between classes is illegal, so the marriage and divorce operators may be needed:
marriage (MParent1, FParent1);
//child classes can now be derived
sclass MySclass: public MParent1, FParent1
{ // define MySclass
sclass YourSclass: public MParent1, FParent2
// illegitimate
divorce (MParent1, FParent1);
marriage (MParent1, FParent2);
sclass YourSclass: public MParent1, FParent2
{ // OK now
Operator precedence rules can be suspended with the directive #pragma
dwim, known as the "Do what I mean" pragma. ANSIfication will be firmly
resisted. C+-'s slogan is "Be Your Own Standard."July 03, 2001
Seorang Aceh dari Pidie menulis surat ke anaknya yang ada di penjara Nusakambangan karena dituduh terlibat GAM. Bunyinya "Hasan, Bapakmu ini sudah tua. Sekarang sedang musim tanam jagung, dan kamu ditahan di penjara pula. Siapa yang mau bantu Bapak mencangkul kebun jagung ini ?"
Anaknya membalas surat itu singkat saja "Demi Allah, jangan cangkul itu kebun, saya simpan senjata di sana."
Esok hari setelah si Bapak terima surat, datang satu peleton tentara dari Medan. Tanpa banyak bicara, mereka segera ke kebun jagung dan sibuk seharian menggali tanah di kebun tersebut.
Setelah mereka pergi, kembali si bapak menulis surat ke anaknya "Hasan, Setelah bapak terima suratmu, datang satu peleton tentara
mencari senjata di kebun jagung kita tanpa hasil. Apa yang harus bapak lakukan sekarang?"
Si Hasan membalas "Sekarang bapak mulai saja tanam jagung. Kan udah di cangkul sama tentara. Jangan lupa mengirimi mereka ucapan terima kasih."
